While getting my hair cut today, I was watching the World Cup on ESPN2. As soon as the France vs. Togo game had ended, they quickly cut to live coverage of the World Domino Championships. Since I was immobilized by the hair-cutting sheet-thing they put over you, I had no choice but to learn more about the World Domino Championships. Interviews of the top players were conducted and there were quotes like “there are good domino players and there are bad domino players, there is no in-between.” I suppose I am a bad domino player then.
But the WDC is not the only high-stakes competition this summer. Toronto will soon be hosting the 2006 Rock Paper Scissors International Championships. To help you prepare, here is an excerpt from the rulebook:
For those new to the game, the only acceptable throws are Rock, Paper and Scissors. Any use of Dynamite, Bird, Well, Spock, Water, Match, Fire, God, Lightning, Bomb, Texas Longhorn, or other non-sanctioned throws, will result in automatic disqualification.
All competitors are reminded that they PLAY AT THEIR OWN RISK.